Colan- (pronounced Colin - damn you Siri!): Kind of like a doctor by day, (master) craftsman by dusk, vampire by night. Married to a bombshell midwesterner. Born in PA, former NYC-er, now current Upstater. Colan owns a spicy eggnog Vespa, a white muscle car, Google Glasses (yikes!), two kick ass dogs and is surrounded by fourteen 'ladies' each day on his farm. He is often spotted sporting long hair, a beard and aviator sunglasses. When asked what makes him perfect for GISHWHES Colan answered, "I own a pair of pink short shorts."